My brother...

Kinja'd!!! "Bandit" (2bandit)
08/10/2014 at 20:32 • Filed to: None

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Is strange. He hates most cars everyone likes (My Trans am, e30s, miatas, etc). He tells me today he wants a Mustang II. I'm not sure how to react to that one. So yeah... Weird.


DISCUSSION (42)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 20:35

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It sounds like your brother doesn't know what he likes.


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 20:36

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Bandit's Brother - Malaise Era Approved?


Kinja'd!!! jvirgs drives a Subaru > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 20:37

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how old is your brother?


Kinja'd!!! ReallyColorful > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 20:37

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Is he one of those people that just disagrees with everything just because it makes him feel better? Sounds like my sister.


Kinja'd!!! NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 20:38

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Dark moments like these call us to become bigger, more accepting Oppos.

If he is really into the Mustang II, well, good for him I guess. At least it's a spark of interest.


Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 20:38

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so what you're saying

is that your brother is a bizzaro-opponaut


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 20:39

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He's a hipster. Tell him you like Mustang II's (that would be a difficult lie to tell, I know) and watch him move on to something else.


Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 20:39

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mustang II = fox body before the fox body. Cobra II with some mods is scury


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 20:44

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Convince him to buy one.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 20:46

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My sister thinks pretty much all the sports cars she sees are "cute". I don't know how to react to that either.


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > jvirgs drives a Subaru
08/10/2014 at 20:46

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15.


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > Leadbull
08/10/2014 at 20:47

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I won't let him. He says he wants an old car but doesn't want to work on them or spend a lot of money on then.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Leadbull
08/10/2014 at 20:48

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That's evil.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
08/10/2014 at 20:48

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The Mustang II is not a bad looking car. I'd by one, but only if I do a 100% drivetrain swap


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > claramag, Mustaco Master
08/10/2014 at 20:49

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No. He's not allowed to be one.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > PatBateman
08/10/2014 at 20:49

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Kinja'd!!! Bandit > NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
08/10/2014 at 20:49

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Yeah but he says he wants an old car but doesn't want to work on them or spend a lot of money on then.


Kinja'd!!! claramag, Mustaco Master > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 20:50

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bizzaro, like...the evil alternate reality verson. Broken mirror, has a goatee, Nega-scott, etc


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 20:52

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My brother thinks this:

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Is a sporty car, its also the only modern car he's driven. He's also driven this:

And he hates it


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 20:53

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Mustang II as in...

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...or is your 15 year old, non car-loving brother thinking of some other Mustang?


Kinja'd!!! noise > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 20:56

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Bandit's brother:

no e30
no trans am
no miata

yes mustang 2

So clearly he wants a big, retro styled cruiser. Probably with a slushbox. To drive slowly in and enjoy just cruising


I say more power to him. And shame on you for being a bastard. Speed and handling characteristics are not the be all end all.

And theres something excellent about taking the slowest, most lethargic car you can find and pushing it to its limits.

This from a guy who mods 2 stroke <100cc mopeds into ball blasting 45mph (with my 21olb self on them) crotch killers. I can absolutely see the allure of a mustang 2. Its an underdog.


if someone likes something else. And that something uses energy to turn wheels, its jalop


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > McMike
08/10/2014 at 20:56

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No. That.


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > noise
08/10/2014 at 20:57

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You see, he says he wants an old car but doesn't want to work on them or spend a lot of money on then. I don't want to let him get a car, have it stop running, and then have him give up on it. Also, handling and crap isn't what I totally value in a car. I own a 2nd gen Trans am that has less than 300hp with slightly boat handling.


Kinja'd!!! Zerofret > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 21:05

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Kinja'd!!! Conan > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 21:06

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As a guy who owns a Crossfire I definitely understand liking things that other people don't. His not spend money or work on the Mustang 2 idea is much less cool.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 21:08

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Wow, that's awful specific.

I would have expected a non-car guy to pick something a little more general. Like, "Mustang"


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 21:11

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I see nothing wrong in liking Mustang II's.


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/10/2014 at 21:19

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See, I don't like mustang IIs. I would however would like him to like pintos... Of the wagon variety.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 21:22

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Kinja'd!!! Bandit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/10/2014 at 21:26

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Yes! That's the one mustang II I like and that's the picture I showed him of what a good one looks like. Where's 80cobrakid when you need him?


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 21:29

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I............ I'm sorry.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 21:33

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Mustang II?????? Thats grounds for getting disowned. You should take him to get an eye exam.


Kinja'd!!! NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Bandit
08/10/2014 at 21:34

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Well then that's different. He gets a Prius. Or a Smart. :-)


Kinja'd!!! noise > Bandit
08/11/2014 at 01:11

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ooh but the tranny looked fast and thats all that mattered


make a franken car then. buy the stang, swap in an old volvo engine and drivetrain. ????? profit!


Kinja'd!!! monstertwin1203 > Bandit
08/11/2014 at 18:48

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Maybe not a 'Mustang II', but a 'Mustang, too'. As in, he wants something as a DD, then also wants a Mustang?


Kinja'd!!! monstertwin1203 > Cherry_man1
08/11/2014 at 18:53

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Some mods is an understatement. The 302 made like 120hp in the Mustang II's. They would need a lot of mods to make more power. Like... an engine. A 331, C4, 9" (with a locker), is just about right


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > monstertwin1203
08/11/2014 at 18:53

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I wish...


Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > monstertwin1203
08/11/2014 at 19:45

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Get a new top end for the motor and your in business


Kinja'd!!! boobytrapsandtreasure > Bandit
08/12/2014 at 15:52

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The only way a Mustang II is cool is to put it in the Cobra appearance package, toss out the mechanicals and put something with some life under the hood. BTW: Is he a aspiring hipster?


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > boobytrapsandtreasure
08/12/2014 at 15:54

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Yes! All the snake graphics. No, he falls more in the douchey bro camp. I'm my families hipster.


Kinja'd!!! boobytrapsandtreasure > Bandit
08/12/2014 at 16:08

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He's a bro? *Groan!* Please do all of us a favor; If he gets a lifted truck you must not allow him to adorn it with truck nuts. BTW: How is the Pontiac?


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > boobytrapsandtreasure
08/12/2014 at 16:16

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In the shop getting buffed in preparation to get decals applied. It's running well.